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Audio: “We Wish You a Philly Christmas” Is Joe Conklin’s Latest Masterpiece

Joe Conklin has really turned it on strong lately, and that’s probably due to the unbelievable downward spiral our sports teams have encountered within the last couple years.

His material on the WIP Morning Show is always fantastic, but this specific song comes just in time for the holiday season! With the help of his daughter, the very talented Casey Conklin, this is one you’ll be able to play before, during, and after the holidays.

We wish we were in a different city,
‘Cause our teams are so shitty,
Oh, isn’t this a fricken pity,
That our teams all suck?
 
Our four teams are fricken worthless,
There’s no [???] or any success,
All we do is regress,
And we’re gonna suck for years.
 
The Eagles are rank,
The Flyers, they stank,
The Phillies are no better,
And the Sixers just tank.
 
We’re really having trouble coping,
We’ve got no reason for hoping,
A neverending rectal scoping,
Not a damn thing to cheer.
 
The Eagles are rank,
The Flyers, they stank,
The Phillies are no better,
And the Sixers just tank.
 
We ask when will we have succes?
Your guess is as good as my guess,
The truth is we’re fricken hopeless,
And we’re gonna suck for years.

Bravo, Philly sports. Audio below.

 
Download the song here. ‘Tis the holiday season, amirite!?

Going out tonight? Why not make JD McGillicuddys in Manayunk your destination!? Lions/Packers & Quizzo start at 8:30 followed by Sean Brace DJ’ing to close down the night! Great specials and the best Thursday night crowd in the area!

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