Your Morning Brew for December 28

And so it is done. The Eagles’ 2015 season is unofficially officially over. Sure, they still have one more game to play, and they’ll probably win. That’s what happened last year. That’s what’ll happen this year. And that’s what’ll happen next year. Until this team, you know, really gives us something to cheer about at home – so we can provide an actual home field advantage – nothing’s gonna change.

I’m over it. I think. Let’s get to it.

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And now, the brew:

Anthony DiBona gives us ways to fix the Eagles for next season, which is basically mission impossible.

DeSean Jackson doesn’t know why the fans booed him. Probably because he’s an idiot.

But… he is a division champion now.

They’ll probably win in the first round, too. Because that’s what the gods want for us.

Jeffrey Lurie is pissed.

Hey, why not have some more salt for the wound?

Chip takes the blame.

Jason Peters thinks he’s above all of this crap. He’s not. He’s a huge part of it.

When someone tries to tell you that Jason Peters deserved the Pro Bowl this year. pic.twitter.com/VPQ9fNSj8d

— Joe Giglio (@JoeGiglioSports) December 27, 2015

Jahlil Okafor and Isaiah Canaan took kids on a shopping spree last week.

Peyton Manning is planning to sue over the Al Jazeera HGH undercover report.

Oh, yeah, Ryan Howard’s name was included in that report, too. The Phillies released a statement last night in support of Howard.

Ryan Howard has vigorously denied the allegations contained in tonight’s airing of Al Jazeera’s report titled ‘The Dark Side.’ Ryan has spent his whole career with the Phillies and, during that entire time, has been an extremely well respected member of our team and an outstanding contributor to our community. We will fully cooperate with any investigation conducted by Major League Baseball and will refer all further questions to them concerning the Al Jazeera report.”

Here’s that entire report.

Andy Reid dabbin’.

Charles Barkley hates Christmas.

Here’s a Jets fan stomping a Patriots fan’s head. Only in Philly, amirite!?

DeMarco Murray merchandise – on sale for half off!

The Buffalo Sabres’ Evander Kane is under investigation for a sex offense. Either he’s really bad at sex, or he’s involved in a sexual assault case.

This Rams punter is a little bitch.

https://vine.co/v/iquL9tV77PD

Michael Bennett said he “acted like a little girl.”

#Seahawks locker rm video: Michael Bennett: Rams P Johnny Hekker “like a little girl” cowering after hitting Avril pic.twitter.com/gXdEHIGvUW

— Gregg Bell (@gbellseattle) December 28, 2015

Seahawks sounding a little salty after a loss. But apparently they’re not as big sore losers as Cam Newton and the Panthers.

Falcons outside linebacker O’Brien Schofield didn’t bite his tongue in lashing out at the Panthers after Atlanta’s 20-13 victory Sunday ended Carolina’s bid for an undefeated season.

Schofield said Panthers quarterback Cam Newton exited the field without saying anything to anyone except for Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan.

“If you handle yourself with class, you don’t have to worry about that,” Schofield said. “But you see, they didn’t handle themselves with class the first time we played [when Carolina won 38-0]. So I didn’t care about how they were feeling after this game. I was ‘dabbing’ all in their faces.

“They took a picture during the game and posted it on social media the first time we played. It was a whole team picture. And Cam was running up and down the sidelines. There wasn’t none of that today. We played a football game today. I’m not even a trash talker, but when someone disrespects you and you get payback and then they can’t handle it, that’s glorious. If they could handle it, it would be cool. I probably wouldn’t have even ‘dabbed.’ But I was ‘dabbing’ in front of everybody.”

This after the Falcons tried their damnedest to give the Panthers the win.

I love this.

https://vine.co/v/iqzWiBiznnr

Why the hell should this kid get a free WWE 2K16 game?

https://youtu.be/OmEO77lFlNI