Mike Castiglione
You may have heard that Kanye West is hard up for some coin. The rapper recently claimed to be $53 million in debt and even went so far as to hit up the founder of Facebook for a small loan.
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698926987281371136
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698699904303132672
Indeed, times are tough for Kanye, whose new release, “The Life of Pablo” is already one of the web’s most pirated albums. Even Pizza Hut has trolled the rapper by offering him a job.
@kanyewest Please give us a call about your job application. Thanks.
— Pizza Hut Restaurants (@pizzahutuk) February 15, 2016
That’s all fun and games, but the real travesty is that some clown went online and set up a GoFundMe page with the goal of helping get Kanye out of debt, and actual money is changing hands — in fact, more than $1,000 as of this post. I have no idea who these assholes are that are actually contributing to the fund, but if you were thinking of throwing Kanye a finske, here are five better uses of your $5:
1. You could buy this Flingshot Slingshot Amazing Flying Monkey.
2. You could buy a Ryan Howard jersey.
3. You could invest in Blockbuster video.
4. You could pay someone to kick you in the balls.
5. You could donate to charity. Any charity.
Whatever you do, just don’t give any goddamn money to Kanye.
Would love to take a 2 by 4 to kanye’s achillis heal
White or Black,if one person on earth deserves to be clubbed like a baby seal . Its Kayne, oh let’s add a female make it Kim
Would purchase a shitty t shirt from a rival site first…and there’s no chance that’s occuring..
the ultimate troll
But we have all the beast shirts. We have our inclusive Mark Sanchez, Pick Up the Shield shirt, available in Michigan States’s colors! We have exclused Nick Stauskas Hot Sauce t-shirts. We have a shirt, that is either featuring Claude Giroux or Sean Couterier! It’s hard to toll, the difference. And it references a movie from two years ago that most people don’t remember!