Candis R. McLeanMonkey Attacks Walmart Worker
Sunday in Lancaster, Ohio, an employee at a local Walmart got a bit of a surprise while working the lot. He was attacked by a monkey in a diaper. The employee struggled with the monkey for some time until its owner walked over to eventually separate them. In a video taken by consumer Richelle Stewart, you can hear the pleads of the owner, “Let him go, let him go, let him go. If he bites you, they will put him down.” The woman was more concerned with the future safety of the monkey than the personal health of the attacked individual. The woman disconnects them and simply fades to her vehicle across the lot. Animal control has begun and investigation into the legal ownership of the animal.
Here’s a video of the incident:
I just video tapped a monkey attacking a guy at Walmart in Lancaster Ohio!! #crazy#only@walmart
Posted by Richelle Stewart on Sunday, August 14, 2016
Expecting Father Gets Accidental Surgery
In a case of mistaken identity, a man waiting on the birth of his child was given hemorrhoids treatment surgery. Doctors at the Shenyang Hunnan Xinqu Hospital in China ushered the man into an operation room last week after believing he was another patient. The man speculated he was being brought in to assist with his laboring wife. The man relayed the details to People’s Daily, “It felt strange, and I asked why? They said: “Just do what we tell you”. Soon after, he was given an anesthetic and the operation proceeded. The hospital only has two operating rooms so, the man was able to hear the cries of his baby when the child was born next door, via a Caesarian section.
‘When I was on the operating table I heard a baby crying and I was very happy, and I wanted to hold it. But I couldn’t move because I started to feel pain.’
The hospital reportedly offered the man 5,000 yuan ($752 USD) as compensation for the mistakenly painful swap.
A Katy Perry Catfish Gone Wrong
In the most glorious and shocking turn of events, a man in the latest episode of MTV’s hit docu-series Catfish, believed he was dating Katy Perry for six years. Spencer Morrill was exchanging emails and messages with a woman he believed to be the pop starlet. The romance had even blossomed to a point where Spencer was ready to make Ms. Perry the new Mrs. Morrill. He recently had his great-grandmother’s emerald stone reset in a band for an engagement ring. The show’s hosts, Nev Schulman and Max Joseph, immediately tracked the email and phone number to a Canadian woman named Harriet.
Harriet, who currently lives in the UK, owned up to the con, stating that she started the charade in her teen years to feel more like the global musical sensation. To halt any further dreams of romance between the two, she also informed the hosts and Spencer that she was only attracted to women. The most staggering theme throughout the episode was Spencer’s disbelief. When Nev & Max revealed the woman, Spencer was still confidently sure he was talking to Katy Perry.
https://youtu.be/ObspgOKgfuQ
Once Spencer met the woman, he bizarrely quizzed her on the names of their fabricated children they had mentioned in previous emails. Harriet only guess two of the four names accurately, sending Spencer on a verbal tirade accusing Harriet of lying. At one point, Spencer believed Perry was “punking” him was using Harriet as an actor to protect her identity. At the end of the episode, doing a catch-up video session, Harriet told both Max and Nev that Spencer had sent her further emails addressing her as Katy Perry.
“And I He Would’ve Got Away With It, If It Wasn’t For Those Meddling Cops”
31-year old fugitive Sean Miller had evaded cops for several months using a master disguise. Miller, a resident of Hyannis, Massachusetts, was arrested last week stemming from an incident back in April. The indictment accused him and several others in a known ring of heroin possession with intent to distribute. Federal prosecutors staked out his mother’s residence for several weeks and thought nothing of the old man who habitually left the home. Recently, investigators noticed something very suspicious about the elderly man’s eyes and one day he appeared to be carrying an obscene amount of cash in his hands. The officers then surrounded the old man and pulled off Miller’s disguise just like your favorite childhood cartoon, Scooby-Doo.
The home was later searched. Weapons were found and nearly $30,000 in cash was discovered. Miller is being held without bail and has an August 31st court date.
The Best of 7/11 BYOCDay
In a promotional and genius move, the chain convenience store 7/11 made August 19th & 20th BYOCupDay (bring your own cup day). The intriguing concept brought many Slurpee lovers to the store to fill their makeshift cups with the flavorful frozen beverage. Some fans got quite exploratory with the event but it was all in good fun. One thing was apparent, the Slurpee giveaway and celebration was a much-needed reprieve from these hot and stifling summer days.
Here are some favorites:
Nothing like making the manager at 7/11 mad because of my container for #BYOCupDaypic.twitter.com/gwBPcOIaoU
— Eric Morrissey (@ericmorrissey) August 21, 2016
Today was successful#BYOCupDay@HomeDepotpic.twitter.com/V6y5uYgTO4
— kellen (@TeamCroston) August 21, 2016
Some went sizable:
for the culture ?#BYOCupDaypic.twitter.com/lLHIQ86GJX
— Angela ✨(@al3gnaaa) August 20, 2016
And of course for the classy:
Brought a Ciroc bottle to bring your own cup day at 7/11 #BYOCupDaypic.twitter.com/MZUonvTkZr
— Røcco Buff@ (@Roccobuffa) August 19, 2016