Man, there’s no chance we can ever have nice things. Ever.
According to a report from Jimmy Kempski at PhillyVoice, Jordan Hicks injured his hand getting out of a pool in Greece, where he’s currently on his honeymoon.
Kempski said that a source told him Hicks sent a video to team doctors of him moving his hand in an “array of motions,” and the doctors don’t think the injury is a serious one. At most, it could be a four-week injury if the doctors’ opinions hold true. According to Kempski’s source, Hicks said he hurt his hand while getting out of a pool.
If you ask me, I’d bet it’s the ol’ Ray Romano injury.
Congratulations to Hicks, by the way, for getting married.
UPDATE: Howard Eskin reports it’s a broken finger and Hicks will miss 3-4 weeks. Could be worse.
— Howard Eskin (@howardeskin) June 30, 2017
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