Warning: It’s Vampire Season

The best way to get to know your neighbors is to visit Philadelphia’s Craigslist page. With so many categories to sift through, prepare yourself to get sucked into its never-ending wormhole. Whether it’s looking for friendships, starting a feud, or forewarning others of nearby mythical creatures, Craigslist posters have a way of providing entertainment and even some perspective.  Here are some of my favorites I recently stumbled upon.

While the majority of people I know use Craigslist to sell products or find housing, others tend to use it as a modern-day Xanga diary to release some aggression:

But what happens when the person you were ranting about also browses this section and realizes your post is about him or her? A heated battle, starting yesterday, continued today when “Asshole Truck Driver” replied to his offender’s post:

…And while we sometimes feud, we also look out for others…during Vampire season:

But when we’re not dodging the vampires at night, we’re looking for 45+ singles that would like to discuss Metaphysics.

Then there’s that one guy who clearly summed up your typical CL woman:

To my CL friends: keep on keepin’ on.