So, I’m not 100% sure of all the “rules” to what Syperfan Joey is doing here. All I know is that we want and deserve Ben Simmons, and Lord, please help this man survive the season. I’m pretty sure doctors advise against this type of stuff, but hey… it’s Philly. We need as many drinks as we can get. It just seems like Joey is willing to shoulder most of that activity.
Side note: This man followed this up by crushing two pizzas. He is the definition of savage!