Rachel Mack
After admitting that he is in $53 million debt, Kanye posted a series of tweets this weekend that led to begging Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg for help. It starts with a tweet asking followers for prayers.
I write this to you my brothers while still 53 million dollars in personal debt… Please pray we overcome… This is my true heart…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016
He then asked Zuckerberg to invest $1 billion into his most profitable and incredibly difficult to value product: ideas.
Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016
He essentially was asking for some beer money, so he could do proper research:
Bars are worth more than money because it’s something the people can use everyday to feel inspired.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Zuckerberg should feel so lucky to have Kanye tweet about him on his birthday.
Mark Zuckerberg I know it’s your bday but can you please call me by 2mrw…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
World, please tweet, FaceTime, Facebook, instagram, whatever you gotta do to get Mark to support me…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Mark, I am publicly asking you for help…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Then he starts whining about those San Fran “dudes”:
All you dudes in San Fran play rap music in your homes but never help the real artists…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Stupid Zuckerberg is too busy funding other philanthropic projects:
you’d rather open up one school in Africa like you really helped the country…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Zuckerberg doesn’t realize that Kanye will make this world dope:
I promise I’m going to make the world dope…. all I do is make shit dope #facts…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
Maybe Kanye should have posted on Facebook instead.