PHL Anon
It’s days like today that tell us why the Internet was created. It allows us to watch a psychopath like Lenny Dykstra tweet out nonsense that will be of the most epic variety, and it also allows us to see the world’s most amazing trollers in response.
Here is Lenny’s first Tweet, and the best responses to it:
Oh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 10, 2016
@LennyDykstra as long as you don't work for ESPN
— r3h0l3s (@R3H0L3S) May 10, 2016
@D2_Derpinator @LennyDykstra Any good stock tips, Lenny? #GodBless
— Round Daddy (@JStreble82) May 10, 2016
@LennyDykstra yea pretty much man welcome to the chaos pic.twitter.com/pSfkFCtwQ5
— Mike Johnson (@PittsburghM1ke) May 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/haver_fdtn/status/730107924337598465
@LennyDykstra growing up U were my guy, I named my dog Lenny. He wasn't that good of a dog
— Pete McDonnell (@petemcdo142) May 10, 2016
@LennyDykstra do you vape?
— Mikelennial (Parody) (@Mikelennial) May 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/Chriscub2334/status/730116913054007297
@LennyDykstra you have a smart phone in prison?
— Kevin Sullivan (@lastraw1) May 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/LorenJCook/status/730114580001738755
https://twitter.com/freeloosedirt/status/730111397808340993
@LennyDykstra would you be pissed if a chick with a dick posted up next to you at a urinal
— Jim Danforth (@JimDanforth1) May 10, 2016
@LennyDykstra can I bum a dip from you?
— Johnny Boy (@johnny_c8) May 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/Jfrischk7/status/730121403907903488
https://twitter.com/LG9990/status/730104776818606081
This one has less to do with Lenny and more us trying to help this man find his one true love:
https://twitter.com/cranekicker/status/730106478867165185