The Pi Brew
Can you believe it? We’re already in the month of November. Before you know it, it will be 2022. But, we’re back at it again with a new Morning Brew. The Lions battled the Eagles in a toilet bowl game and the Eagles looked dominant for once. Nick Sirianni really loves him some flowers. Details emerged this past week of a sexual assault and coverup scandal for the Chicago Blackhawks. So let’s get right to it. It’s Brew time.
What the hell is happening?
“Are you watering and are you fertilizing every day?” Nick Sirianni on his message to his team today. pic.twitter.com/pkEQElipz2
— Tim McManus (@Tim_McManus) October 27, 2021
It took a turn indeed
Nick Sirianni’s press conference took an unexpected turn when he used a flower growing to metaphorically describe the Eagles https://t.co/VbBqROK7SI
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) October 27, 2021
Would Deuce have been the better hire?
‘Football genius’ Duce Staley could’ve been the Eagles’ coach instead of ‘Flower Child’ Nick Sirianni | Marcus Hayes https://t.co/VhCiCkEL88
— The Philadelphia Inquirer (@PhillyInquirer) October 28, 2021
OMG
The flowers Nick Sirianni showed the team pic.twitter.com/kZ8T6kifBS
— 🇵🇷son reebok o son nike🦅 (@PhillySaiyajin) October 27, 2021
Sirianni is getting roasted
“Where Flowers Bloom so does Hope.” -Nick Sirianni pic.twitter.com/Z1NYV3olxb
— Birds vs Boys Pod (@BirdsVsBoysPod) October 27, 2021
Cue the advertisers
The sponsorships are rolling in for #eagles Nick Sirianni.#Flowers #FlyEaglesFly 😉 pic.twitter.com/4mZndc3S1L
— Joseph Morris (@jspeedymorris22) October 28, 2021
I can’t take this
Sitting here thinking was I the soil, the root, the water or the fertilizer? pic.twitter.com/fhocRqFo7N
— Tra Thomas (@72TraThomas) October 27, 2021
Eagles take home a W against the Lions
Eagles roll past winless Lions to snap losing streak by @lhenry019 – https://t.co/NtIL2GjPbB pic.twitter.com/kZuDaBfxvs
— Philly Influencer (@PHL_Influencer) November 1, 2021
Trick or treat
It’s Halloween? Dig into the bag of tricks. Dems the rules.#PHIvsDET | #FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/JoU6NuFv3i
— Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) October 31, 2021
Scoop and score
Darius Slay SCOOP AND SCORE. @Eagles lead 38-0. #FlyEaglesFly @bigplay24slay
📺: #PHIvsDET on FOX
📱: NFL app pic.twitter.com/3R7vvazjFC— NFL (@NFL) October 31, 2021
That Philly feeling
How all @Eagles fans feel today 🌻 pic.twitter.com/cuFho45xhe
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) October 31, 2021
Good for Lane Johnson
.@JayGlazer and @Eagles OT @LaneJohnson65 sat down to have an open conversation about mental health and the every day struggles that impact people that suffer from anxiety and depression. pic.twitter.com/CeKGYVCfGW
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) October 31, 2021
The Flyers looked good against Edmonton
Struck oil. #PHIvsEDM | #BringItToBroad https://t.co/EhYOlL24B5
— Philadelphia Flyers (@NHLFlyers) October 28, 2021
Let’s get it on
What a fkn tilt 🔥
🥊: Luke Schenn vs Zack MacEwen#Canucks | #BringItToBroad pic.twitter.com/1iOx8k5faq— Missin Curfew (@MissinCurfew) October 29, 2021
This dude is nuts
— Fox PHL Gambler.com (@Sean_Brace) October 29, 2021
Kyle Beach speaks
The “John Doe” who accused former Chicago Blackhawks video coach Brad Aldrich of sexual abuse in 2010 identified himself Wednesday as former Blackhawks minor league player Kyle Beach. https://t.co/yhFD5TK0jY
— Yahoo News (@YahooNews) October 28, 2021
What a joke
Odd. Reading statement from #Blackhawks commending Kyle Beach, I must have missed an apology for making him out to be a liar and calling his claims meritless.
That wasn’t on “then-executives.” That is on the executives still in place, who missed the mark again tonight. https://t.co/LUBoEE1WHX
— Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli) October 27, 2021
Even in court the Blackhawks are trying to destroy Beach
Kyle Beach posts the Blackhawks “continue to attempt to destroy my case in court” after filing a motion Tues. asking his lawsuit be dismissed.
(The team says it had to file those docs then to meet court deadlines.)
Kyle grateful for an “outpouring of endless love and support…” https://t.co/SDBJNEMn3p— Rick Westhead (@rwesthead) October 28, 2021
Dismiss the lawsuits?
New: After Rocky and Danny Wirtz apologized Tuesday for the actions of former team video coach and sexual predator Brad Aldrich and said they wanted to settle the claims of John Does 1 and 2, the Blackhawks filed court motions asking a judge to dismiss both lawsuits. pic.twitter.com/ymeOLsyBu2
— Rick Westhead (@rwesthead) October 27, 2021
Taylor Hall tells it like it is
Taylor Hall when asked by @mattyports about Kyle Beach & the Blackhawks:
“Every culture needs to keep getting better, and hockey’s no different. This is a game that’s a little bit of what you’d call an old boy’s club. … there needs to be changes.” pic.twitter.com/NYtaHZHkGM
— Conor Ryan (@ConorRyan_93) October 29, 2021
Quenneville resigns
Joel Quenneville has resigned as Florida Panthers coach after an investigation into the Blackhawks’ sexual abuse case revealed he had knowledge of the allegations when he was Chicago’s coach in 2010. https://t.co/5YwRF1Gzte
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 29, 2021
That’s rough
REPORT: Buccaneers offered Ben Simmons as part of gift to fan who gave back Brady’s 600th TD ball, but even he turned it down.
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) October 26, 2021
“Where’s Ben Simmons?”
“Where’s Ben Simmons?” Chants breaking out in MSG tonight
pic.twitter.com/GOHr9sdN9Q— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 27, 2021
Tears from Trae Young
“I don’t want to get fined too much, but this is frustrating.”
“There’s certain things that I agree with the rule change. But then there’s things that are still fouls and guys are going to get hurt.”
Trae Young on the NBA’s rule change:https://t.co/ATyS0SZKj7
— Sarah K. Spencer (@sarah_k_spence) October 29, 2021
This judge is a disgrace
A judge said that the word “victim” generally could not be used in court to refer to the people Kyle Rittenhouse shot after protests in Kenosha, Wisconsin, last year. But he said the defense may be allowed to call them “looters” and “rioters.” https://t.co/jN4qUhwBJG
— The New York Times (@nytimes) October 28, 2021
Well said
Judge in #Rittenhouse case denies use of the term “victim” but allows those murdered to be referred to as “rioters, looters or arsonists”. The prosecutor needs to motion for the judge to be replaced due to biased prejudice. @CivilRights @DOJPH needs to resolve this now! pic.twitter.com/bBKKQBS6wE
— Character By Integrity Act (@IntegrityAct) October 26, 2021
May Rittenhouse burn in hell
Kyle Rittenhouse killed 2 people & wounded another w/ an AR-15. The judge in his case says “victim” is too “loaded” but will let lawyers call them “rioters, looters or arsonists.”
Tell me you’re a white supremacist without telling me you’re a white supremacist.
FFS#DemVoice1 pic.twitter.com/NmXLRIPQua
— The Jewish Ginger Resister (@JewishResister) October 26, 2021
This is absolutely crazy
This is the video of Kyle Rittenhouse running like a dufus after he murdered his victims. He crossed state lines with an assault weapon while underage. The judge shouldn’t humanize him, he’s clearly a monster! His momma too! pic.twitter.com/BtjbdxCz0d
— Dion (@sthenrymary) October 27, 2021
Just casually throwing up the “White Power” sign
The Arizona Republic: Wisconsin judge in Kyle Rittenhouse case outlines the perks of being a white vigilante.https://t.co/bcVDyB6Chd
— Carrie Phyliky Rimes💙✡📚💻🌎🌌🇺🇲 (@rosaleilani) October 28, 2021
The semen in this whole family is tainted…that’s the only answer for this
He was selling “GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE ALEC BALDWIN KILLS PEOPLE” shirts — for $27.99 (via @toofab)https://t.co/OTMAcFQC9Q
— TMZ (@TMZ) October 25, 2021
Michael Rapaport has some thoughts on the Con Man’s son
Piss Stain @DonaldJTrumpJr is currently mocking the death of an innocent woman on the set of Alec Baldwin film.
These are the lowest nastiest Pigs, the celebrations will ensue & your family will be alive to see it and I can’t wait.https://t.co/szMZblW0EL pic.twitter.com/tUSPN8pIxy— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) October 23, 2021
Blow boy
Donald Trump Jr. is a drug addicted POS! pic.twitter.com/gSbNY6es0C
— Lynnez ❤️ Rib Gone Rogue (@Lynnenallo) October 25, 2021
We feel you, Melania
Oh DAMN…. Did Melania Trump just roll her eyes at Donald Trump last night!? Cuz it seems like she don’t give a DAMN about him at all…. 😂😂😂😂 #WorldSeries pic.twitter.com/7CIBj0KoyS
— Anthony Buchanan (@anthonyscountry) October 31, 2021
It wouldn’t shock me knowing how dumb American voters are
Russell Moore: Prominent theologian and Trump critic warns that ex-president could win again | CNN Politics https://t.co/cXYGk5HTON
— David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod) October 28, 2021
Republicans are openly defending Nazis now
Ted Cruz defends Nazi salutes at school board meetings pic.twitter.com/9FJHJ97rFE
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 27, 2021
America is doomed
CLIP: Denim vest presiding in the U.S. Senate. pic.twitter.com/4Yx02nOlCg
— Jeremy Art (@cspanJeremy) October 26, 2021
It sure did
Looks like someone’s Aaron Neville Halloween costume is coming together nicely. pic.twitter.com/w21bdaEs1I
— Bob Mehr (@BobMehr) October 26, 2021
Madison Cawthorn is never factually right and it makes me sick
I asked Madison Cawthorn why he won’t stop attacking our democracy.
He was upset. Here’s his response: pic.twitter.com/RgIc1pcf2A
— Jack Cocchiarella (@JDCocchiarella) October 25, 2021
Hannah Gadsby goes after Netflix
Well, can’t say I blame her.https://t.co/2eYgtUaIrX
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) October 24, 2021
Dave Chapelle responds to the controversy
Dave Chappelle Says He’s Willing to Discuss ‘The Closer’ With Trans Netflix Employees in New Standup Video https://t.co/Qt6t8Yo6YL
— Variety (@Variety) October 25, 2021
Bill Maher defends Dave Chapelle
Bill Maher defends Dave Chappelle on ‘Real Time’ over ‘The Closer’ Netflix special. https://t.co/2gJ68MX0ud
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) October 24, 2021
Curb your enthusiasm Episode 1 review
Great review by @jhoffman on the (brilliant) first episode of S11 of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Love to know what @rickygervais thought of it. 😆 https://t.co/KvJhcusYoJ
— Dave Hicks (@David_Hicks) October 26, 2021
No SEPTA strike
Just In: @SEPTA confirms Union announcement of tentative two year agreement to avert mass transit strike @FOX29philly pic.twitter.com/q3TLjDwITO
— Steve Keeley (@KeeleyFox29) October 29, 2021
Terrible
An employee at a private school for young children in Chester County has been arrested and charged with physically assaulting three toddlers. https://t.co/MulWf5rdJM
— Action News on 6abc (@6abc) October 28, 2021
A Texas twister
Huge tornado rips across Texas highway close to cars pic.twitter.com/T3NsId28aa
— The Sun (@TheSun) October 28, 2021
Another angle
INSANE – Damaging Tornado this morning in Orange, Texas near i-10 and 62!
Permission: Jacob Howell@WeatherBug #TXwx #Texas #Tornado #Tornadoes pic.twitter.com/IPF5YnWumK
— Live Storm Chasers (@LiveStormChaser) October 27, 2021
Welcome to the Metaverse
BREAKING: Facebook has renamed itself Meta to emphasize its virtual-reality vision for the future, CEO Mark Zuckerberg says.The move comes after leaked documents exposed that the company knew about the harms its products cause. https://t.co/m7gccJFj38
— The Associated Press (@AP) October 28, 2021
Zuckerberg tries to distract us from reality
What’s the metaverse? Just a distraction from Facebook’s real-life hellscape | Analysis by @allisondmorrow https://t.co/dEGaUD0KHl pic.twitter.com/vBxV7jAPMP
— CNN (@CNN) October 29, 2021
More on Zuckerberg’s shenanigans
Wrote about what’s *really* driving the Facebook Meta/verse facelift—a cocktail of desperate PR, founder ego, and a dawning, Silicon Valley-wide imperative to find the next big framework for investors to move capital into, for @TheAtlantic:https://t.co/XIy7UBsoeQ
— Brian Merchant (@bcmerchant) October 28, 2021
Mario is having a party
#MarioPartySuperstars reviews are praising its back-to-basics approach, classic minigames and boards, and lack of gimmicks. Critics note its lack of originality, but the general consensus places it well above Super Mario Party.https://t.co/XbjPNAamuf pic.twitter.com/CuVz6Rfg34
— Screen Rant (@screenrant) October 28, 2021
Things aren’t going great for the Lakers to start the season
Lakers blew a 26-point lead to the Thunder… pic.twitter.com/NdQLedDcvl
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 28, 2021
Haha
Malik Monk & Carmelo Anthony shoot airballs in the finals seconds of the Lakers loss to OKC.
LA had a 26-point lead! pic.twitter.com/lGafzJnTYs
— Ballislife.com (@Ballislife) October 28, 2021
LeBron James hooks his daughter up
LeBron James Builds Huge Backyard Theatre For Daughter’s Halloween Movie Nighthttps://t.co/tUNucj0Cb6
— TMZ Sports (@TMZ_Sports) October 28, 2021
A new meme has been born
Legend. pic.twitter.com/qJIvcsHEPv
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) October 29, 2021
Michigan State takes out the Michigan Wolverines
GAME-SEALING INTERCEPTION FOR MICHIGAN STATE pic.twitter.com/ZBdpUQVMQ2
— ESPN (@espn) October 30, 2021
Wanna be thugs riot after a win before heading home for supper at their parent’s house
A vehicle has been flipped. Students currently celebrating atop and kicking in the windshield. @thesnews pic.twitter.com/3Xzj0RkY4x
— Drew Goretzka (@DrewGoretzka) October 30, 2021
They apparently get a pass because they’re white kids
M.A.C. Avenue approximately 30 seconds after the final score dropped. @thesnews #EastLansingIsBurning pic.twitter.com/i6DVHvIfoY
— Lauren DeMay (@laurendemay_) October 30, 2021
New college football poll
For the first time ever, @WakeFB is in the top-10 of the AP Poll 📈
1. Georgia
2. Cincinnati
3. Alabama
4. Oklahoma
5. Michigan State
6. Ohio State
7. Oregon
8. Notre Dame
9. Michigan
10. Wake Forest— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 31, 2021
Ohio State band trolls Michigan
The Ohio State marching band trolled Michigan during their halftime performance 😂
(via @TBDBITL)pic.twitter.com/TdXCK9yday
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 31, 2021