Nick Piccone
When your baseball team is the drizzling shits on the field, you have to look elsewhere for entertainment. The Phillie Phanatic usually provides it. Last night, he feigned driving his ATV with his hand over his eyes near some Braves players on their way to the bullpen. One player threw his glove at him.
Some Braves benchwarmers got even with him by taking his keys.
Yes, this made me laugh. Deal with it.