This Week in Chip Kelly Tweets

Before we jump into the craziness that is the Internet, let me introduce myself. I’m PHLAnon. I’m a crazy, passionate Philly sports fan who has been wearing my emotions for the world to see on Twitter for over a year now. I love my fellow Philly sports fans, and never shy away from debate or sarcastic ass comedy.

Now that we got that out of the way, let’s jump into everything being said about Chip this week after a really impressive showing against the Cowboys.

If Chip Kelly destroyed my eagles to have a losing season I will personally go to the stadium, drive him to the bridge and throw him off

— Soleidified™ (@DizzyJ03) September 23, 2015

This guy sounds like he is in a happy marriage with kids he loves. No stress in life whatsoever.

 

https://twitter.com/dave_riches/status/646490839212888064

Has anyone made it over to Dave’s apartment, or had his mom check his room to make sure he still has a pulse this morning?

 

Chip Kelly. Professional moron.

— Daniel (@sdweeneyB2B) September 23, 2015

Power Suit. Power tie. Power Burn.

 

Chip Kelly's kool-aid is the most addictive thing out there. No matter what, I always come back to support him.

Hate me for it.

— Ty (@HandsTeamTy) September 23, 2015

To be fair, Koolaid is delicious! *Slowly reaching for my insulin*

 

Chip Kelly and the Pope breaking down game film… pic.twitter.com/XscspspN8K

— NFL on ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsNFL) September 23, 2015

Right now I’d take a blessing that gets rid of all the pope traffic! Also, seems like a more realistic request right now.

 

https://twitter.com/jcorrado19/status/646758663990968320

Did he check Jamba Juice? They have delicious smoothies!

 

Chip Kelly is losing it 😂😂 https://t.co/V0DYVr3MRo

— NFL Retweet (@NFLRT) September 21, 2015

This would be the longest conversation Chip’s ever had with someone about his game plans

 

https://twitter.com/BartHubbuch/status/645736220442685440

This team is going to turn me into an alcoholic! Someone find me @dave_riches so we can go drink our sorrows away! That is if he’s still above ground.

 

For good measure, here is one of my Tweets from this week:

https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/646825323070406656

 

Hope you all enjoyed this new segment we will be running to highlight the sadness, humor, and blackout rage that Twitter has to offer. Feel free to tweet me (@PHLAnon) with suggestions on future posts or to tell me I’m an idiot. They’re both good. Now where are my pants?

UPDATE: Chip Officially reached out with a response to all the haters.