PHL Anon
I just stumbled across this on Twitter, and it is gold! A guy named Tony X. (@soIoucity) accidentally started watching Game 7 of the Blues-Blackhawks Stanley Cup Playoff series last night while he was searching for baseball. Sorry, baseball. Tony got hooked. Then, the internet got hooked on him. You need to read the entire thread as he progresses through the game, because it’s hilarious. Oh, and he spurns a Penguins fan trying to step in, so we have to love him. I think I’m officially a Blues fan for the rest of the playoffs, just because of Tony.
***UPDATE AT THE BOTTOM***
Yo deadass this the first time I've ever watched hockey and this shit has been LIT for these first 45 seconds
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
Wtf is a power play
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
I gotta have Google open I see…
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
All i know is Im bout to watch the mighty ducks and have superior knowledge on hockey now.
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooooooo
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
White people been hiding hockey from us for years bruh. This shit lit
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
GGOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
I don't know who this dude kane is but we gotta stop him.
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
Holy shittttttttttt
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
It hit off both posts😂😂😂😂😂
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
Honestly why wouldn't the whole team just stand in front of the net for the last minute😂😂😂
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
Empty net?
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/soIoucity/status/724799162496126976
WE DID ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
"We" being used very loosely.
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
This dude has like 3 teeth left. This shit is rough and violent
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
this is a steal!!!!! i save 2% i hope you can fight on the game like in real life pic.twitter.com/eVlwsvNFXI
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/soIoucity/status/724806076902711296
Nope!!!! RT @PensInitiative
.@soIoucity my man, let us tell you about a team named the Pittsburgh Penguins… pic.twitter.com/vpMbeRnWHZ— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
no this is not my little brother 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/s3ujShkJUe
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
UPDATE!!!
He’s about to be in the house for the next game. To steal his phrasing, “It’s about to be lit AF ???”
This is awesome.