Matt Cassidy
Michael Phelps may be the Olympic swimmer who was caught smoking marijuana but Ryan Lochte’s personality defines the word stoned.
Back in 2013, Lochte was promoting his reality show for E! titled What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, which boasts a 3.3/10 rating on IMDB. (WWRLD? Probably plow down a gas station bathroom door, bro!) Throughout the series, Lochte’s tackles a myriad of issues such as how many mirrors and sinks a room needs to be considered a bathroom. Luckily for us Philadelphians, Lochte took some time out of the pool to stutter and stumble over himself during an interview with Mike Jerrick and Sheinelle Fox of FOX 29’s Good Day Philadelphia.
After listening to this guy for 15 seconds, you’ll realize that he may not be quick with a joke but he’ll surely like up and smoke. Luckily, he doesn’t end the segment without a bit of philosophizing about what it means to be a man. Spoiler: If you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning.
Simply riveting.
Enjoy the video above and don’t be greedy because this clip contains enough contagious laughter to crack all your friends up!