Nick Piccone
Joel Embiid had surgery on his broken foot Tuesday, and it took the Dream Team drummed up by Sam Hinkie in order for it to happen.
On Wednesday, Hinkie went on a conference call with reporters and talked mostly about Embiid… and trades. [via @therealmikekb]
Then this. Visually enhanced for hilarity.
NOBODY IS SAFE! TAKE COVER!
Gulp.