PHL Anon
I had the night to think over everything I watched. That consisted mostly of conversation with other Philly fans which went about how you’d think it would go. This whole team sucks, Chip Kelly sucks, this is why we can’t have nice things, let’s do shots. So, waking up this morning, where is my mind? I’m still furious about yesterday, and what I saw. The players need to play with more fire, and pride. The coaches have lost the pulse of the team. We don’t have enough talent. This season has quickly gotten out of hand.
I’m sick of playing for next year. I’m sick of watching fucking Boston winning at everything and talking about all of their championships. Most of all, I’m sick and tired of talking about how we deserve a winning team. It’s true, but when do we stop talking about deserving it, and actually have organizations that scratch, claw, and fight to actually deliver that to us?
Fuck everything! I’ve been a Chip Kelly supporter, but after watching yesterday’s game, seeing the effort the players put out, hearing players question the effort of other players, and hearing all week about players complaining about their roles on the team, I’m ready for damn change!
Chip, you are innovative. You are a brilliant mind in certain areas, and you have a knack for being extremely regimented and efficient. You have a confidence in what you do. You aren’t worried about outside opinions, nor should you be. However, as the weeks go by, it seems like more players are questioning you, the city is definitely questioning you, and I’m not sure you know how to turn it all around, as you’ve never had to do it before. You’ve been worshipped and revered at every level of play. So, do you know how to turn it all around? I’m not sure you do.
I’m ready for change. I don’t need a flash in the pan exciting and new concept. I don’t need a big name. I need someone that cares about his players, owns the locker room, someone that players would kill for, someone that understands the game, someone that adapts, but also knows the tried and true methods that will still help you win games and take this team and our city back to relevance. Cough, Bruce Arians, cough.
With all of that being said, here are the best Tweets of the week:
https://twitter.com/todougherty/status/668506783657365506
My God. This season has gotten so bad that we now refer to the Linc as the home of the Temple Owls.
https://twitter.com/RagstoRegan/status/668503401236471809
My heart is ugly right now. The organization’s response to adversity is ugly. The players efforts are ugly. This city is about to get reeeeeaaaaaaal ugly. U-G-L-Y… Fuck my life!
Byron Maxwell gonna be sitting at home later like … pic.twitter.com/6Ng27MTPDg
— Tim Riday (@TimRiday) November 22, 2015
I’m not as hard on Maxwell as everyone else, but after yesterdays game, EVERYONE on the defense should be gripping their money and worried. That was one of the worst efforts I’ve seen in a decade. Absolute horse shit effort.
Eagles are only 1 game better than Cowboys who had lost 7 straight. #Eagles
— John Clark (@JClarkNBCS) November 22, 2015
We’ve all joked at the expense of the Cowboys this season. It’s been very easy to do so. However, we are dangerously close to being worse than (worst than if you’re Matt Lombardo) them at this point. Don’t throw stones in a glass house. If we do, make sure we have Hicks for the entire season and not the atrocity that is currently being thrown out there.
Once Chip Kelly gets his system in place the Eagles might lose all 16 games
— Fake SportsCenter (@FakeSportsCentr) November 22, 2015
I don’t know front from back, left from right anymore. I’m not sure if Chip is too predictable and has been figured out. I don’t know if our players just suck. I don’t know if yesterday was a nightmare, and I’m about to wake up. PLEASE, “8 pound 6 ounce new born infant Jesus, don’t even know a word yet. Just an infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent” LET THIS BE A NIGHTMARE!
https://twitter.com/BartHubbuch/status/668529215369707520
I’m sure Howie Roseman is in a Janitorial closet… I mean his office, somewhere at the Novacare Complex today laughing and whispering funny comeback quips to himself that are intended for Chip. This is all assuming he is still alive. Has anyone even seen him since Chip had him removed? I assume he is getting the Milton from Office Space treatment somewhere, gripping his stapler. But, maybe I’m wrong in assuming Chip didn’t have him “taken care of.” RIP Howie Roseman.
Report: Chip Kelly Worried Eagles Struggles Could Keep Texas Longhorns’ Offer Below $8 Million a Year https://t.co/Q3kpoP2Zrt
— The Pickle (@sportspickle) November 22, 2015
No worries, If Chip doesn’t get enough money offered to him, he can always go coach at Alabama. That is where former NFL head coaches go to rehab their career, right Lane?
chip kelly's sport science program. pic.twitter.com/Q0Di4j8k1c
— the podfather™️ (@Fantasy_Mansion) November 22, 2015
More injuries than I can remember in a long time. People complaining about being tired. Maybe it’s time to scrap the Smoothies for a Slurpee (since he does shop at 7-11 anyway), and to bring back Fast Food days in the cafeteria?
Being an Eagles fan is a lot like riding a bike. Only the bike is on fire, you're on fire, and everything's on fire, because you're in Hell.
— Brooklyn (@Brookie425) November 22, 2015
My heart is on fire with rage. But assuming I don’t die of stress related heart failure by lunch, then I give everyone to set me and my bike on fire. Wait?!?! Doesn’t Chip ride a bike?!?!?! It’s all starting to make more sense. Burn it all!!!
https://twitter.com/TheMightyEROCK/status/668775423174668288
Chip has lost some of his shiny luster, and Tara Reid is a hot mess. Maybe they both should’ve stayed.Also, Never Forget.
From a reader…Eagles should bench Bradford & Sanchez and just let the actual bench play this week. First thing today that made me laugh.
— Tommy Lawlor (@lawlornfl) November 23, 2015
This is starting to sound like a not so bad plan. I mean, the bench would be more accurate, and have less turnovers than Sanchez and Bradford. Let’s give Thad a shot, but if he doesn’t work then then bench has my vote of confidence. Also, remember that one time? Yea, that was fun.
The tweets and reactions this week were soooooo much better than last week. Keep it up. As long as I haven’t walked into traffic, drown myself in Woodford Reserve, or taken a swan dive off of the Ben Franklin Bridge, I’ll be spending my misery searching through the sadness on twitter and bringing it to you, so that we can all laugh in misery together.
Here are my most RT’d tweets from yesterday for you all to enjoy as well. They are in chronological order so you can see the pain slowly seep deeper and deeper into my breaking soul. Ahhhh, What a time to be alive!
https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/668512601429667841
https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/668537134786158593
https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/668543790907527168
https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/668567887129534465
https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/668600059462819840
https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/668798909192544257
There it is everyone. Our rage, my misery. What’s next? God, I just need some hope and direction. It’s getting ugly out there!