PHL AnonLast night during the Phillies loss to the Marlins, one man made his best attempt to “score” from the stands (see what I did there?). Freddy Galvis hit a foul ball into the stands, and the big man here jumped in to save his wife’s face, and maybe get some action for the first time since the Clinton administration.
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Here’s the happy couple posing after the fact. She is definitely posting this on Facebook as one of those overly sappy, two-paragraph long “I love you” posts that moms always seem to write. If the play didn’t get her in the mood, just wait until all of the likes and OMG, I love this comments start rolling in. That’s the biggest drug to a post-menopausal woman.
On the flip side, can we talk about this beaten down shell of a man in the background? He is just wishing he could’ve ditched the wife for one night, pounded beers with his Elk Lodge buddies, and enjoyed approximately 10 hot dogs in peace. Nope, no such luck. Maybe next time, my man. Now eat that hot dog and look back wondering where it all went wrong.
Wow, Phil Anon! You are a sucky reporter! You are given the chance to write a nice “feel good” story and you turn it into this? Good luck with your journalism career. You’ll need it!
Really? You had to turn this into something negative? Really?