Lenny Dykstra Admits to Being a Gigolo and Hooking up with an 80-Year-Old

Lenny Dykstra can be accused of being many things: A cheat, liar, asshole, etc. However, here is one you may not ever have coined him for. Apparently some women still find the former Phillies star so attractive that they are paying him for sex.

Dykstra was on The Howard Stern Show Tuesday morning, and had some very interesting things to say about his new career and exploits.

It all started out when Stern asked Dykstra, “Would you f— a woman your own age?”

How did the always colorful Dykstra respond?

“If they paid me.”

Dykstra then went on to say that he has several “older female clients” who pay him for “companionship.” Stern asked if sex was part of the job, and that’s when things got quiet on Dykstra’s part. He did say that one of “older female clients” is around 80 years old and that she is “killing him.” Why, you ask?

“She always wants to stick her f—ing tongue down my throat.”

Well, there goes any chance I had at eating lunch today and keeping it down. Dykstra is an animal, but even this seemed too low for him. I guess I’m the idiot for ever doubting the limits of how crazy Dykstra really is.

[H/T TMZ Sports]