Nick Piccone
Well, I can’t say this has ever happened to me, but I’ve heard some horror stories about this type of thing. Carson Wentz got locked in a bathroom at a gas station in Jersey last night.
Just got locked in a bathroom at a NJ gas station. Praise the Lord for the attendants w/ the garden shears & the other guy w/ the leg kick..
— Carson Wentz (@cj_wentz) June 15, 2016
I’m thinking that kick looked a little something like this:
No word on how Wentz got locked in, but I’m willing to bet it’s part of some grand scheme from Samuel A. Bradford.
Be cautious, Carson. Be very cautious.
As a matter of fact, what was he doing in a gas station bathroom? It’s better to just avoid that situation altogether, right?