PHL Anon
So today, in another brilliant forward thinking PR move, the NFL hosted a Twitter chat with Jerry Jones, complete with the hashtag #AskJerryJones. Let’s just say it is playing out exactly how Philly [or really anyone with half a brain] would hope for, and it’s absolute pure gold. Here are some of the best posts for your enjoyment.
I was late to the game, but we will start with my Tweet and go from there. You need to read all of these Tweets, because, well… you’ll see! Let’s go!
https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/669560730149126145
COMING UP:
Owner, President & GM of the @dallascowboys will be LIVE on @NFLHQ ! Tweet your questions #AskJerryJonesBest make air!
— NFL Network (@nflnetwork) November 25, 2015
Will you make Bill Cosby the new cheerleading coach? #AskJerryJones
— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) November 25, 2015
#AskJerryJones if you could go back in time and murder baby Hitler, would you do it or sign him as a defensive back?
— Mike Gessner (@calbears96) November 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/NRGGrassField/status/669528918530109441
Ray Lewis, Greg Hardy, Jared Fogle: fuck one, marry one, sign one to a big deal, go! #askjerryjones
— ßçœtt Høwętt (@SHowett_13) November 25, 2015
Have you ever found yourself late at night at the stadium alone and decided to watch a porno on the video board? #askjerryjones
— Daren Klutts (@DARENnotaKLUTTS) November 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/Chrishowrad/status/669527712869031937
Did you sign Greg Hardy because the Cowboys never beat anybody? #askjerryjones
— sean (@SeanyD_95) November 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/Rottweiller2000/status/669520031747731457
https://twitter.com/NRGGrassField/status/669538607024046080
https://twitter.com/BmoreDaveS/status/669517490666528768
https://twitter.com/AnonymousGamblr/status/669514198045597696
https://twitter.com/ohholybutt/status/669513195275579392
Since Joseph Randle assaulted a police officer do you plan on re-signing him and making him the starter? #AskJerryJones
— Tony Joseph (@TonyJoseph814) November 25, 2015
#AskJerryJones what's your stance on underage fellatio
— JA (@AndersenJA) November 25, 2015
Ultra thin or ribbed for her pleasure? #askjerryjones
— Ryan Horton (@RyanHorton209) November 25, 2015
When is Casey Anthony coming in for a cheerleading tryout?? #AskJerryJones@NFL @nflnetwork @dallascowboys @NFLHQ
— ɯoʇ (@ItsTomNugent) November 25, 2015
@nflnetwork @dallascowboys @NFLHQ How bummed are you that Ted Bundy was before ur time as owner? Heard he ran 4.35. #AskJerryJones
— HawkFan (@roozeboom36) November 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/brendanoconnor0/status/669549349701971968
@nflnetwork @dallascowboys @NFLHQ Have you ever smelled a stadium seat after a game? #AskJerryJones
— Wilfong Brillo (@Amazing_Kreskin) November 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/NRGGrassField/status/669545223819800576
https://twitter.com/NRGGrassField/status/669538607024046080
Just took a peek at the #AskJerryJones hashtag pic.twitter.com/Ks00solZo5
— The Kumite.. it’s really, real (@Lizzs_Lockeroom) November 25, 2015
I see #askjerryjones is trending. Someone on the Cowboys' social media staff might be fired for thinking this was a good (hilarious) idea.
— Chris (@MD10Chris) November 25, 2015
Calling it now. #AskJerryJones is going to be a complete and total mess of a hashtag. Digital car crash.
— Lockheed Martin Prince (@Povediitz) November 25, 2015
God, I love the internet!
Which was your favorite? Let us know in the comments and on social media.