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Eagles Firing Chip? Murray Sucks! Best Eagles Tweets of the Week

PHL Anon|

My God do I need some happiness right now! Things are getting beyond ugly in Philly right now, and it’s coming to the most dangerous point. I’m losing my passion. I’m becoming indifferent. I’m to the point where I’m not looking to boo, but rather I’m just laughing and shaking my head at everything going on right now. Happy, Lane Johnson?

I’m as passionate as any Eagles fan out there. Football season is my favorite time of the year. I watch games, I analyze the footage, I follow college prospects, and I fill my time with just about anything that is Eagles related. However, my heart has been ripped out right now. I don’t care. I literally fell asleep during yesterdays game in the fourth quarter. I DON’T DO THAT! But here I am. In different, sad, and just over what’s going on.

It’s time to fire Chip Kelly. This team has, tapped out, aren’t fighting for the coach or each other, they are playing ugly, the locker room is getting ugly, and the fan base has begun to not care. This can not be what Jeff Lurie wants. It may not be his “style” to fire someone mid-season, or to make it look to the public that he’s lost control. But, guess what? We already think you have. Do what needs to be done! Fire Chip, start working on the process of looking for candidates, and get a real GM in here ASAP. We need to get the coaching staff, scouting department, and GM spot all resolved ASAP!

Get to it, Jeff. Or don’t, because at this point who would notice? We are all sick of you right now any way.

Before I get to the funny tweets, I want the optimistic, give Chip time people a face smack and punch in the dick, reality check. Here you go.

https://twitter.com/SportsQuotient/status/670272750221570048

My heart!!! The Phillies… Let that set in for a minute. The fucking Phillies have the highest winning percentage this year!!! Fuck me!!! We deserve better than this.

Well, hopefully we can get some laughs here to break up the frightening sound of my heart bursting and being ripped out of my chest.

Replace that milkshake with a warmer, saltier substance and this is how I’m starting to feel about the Eagles season. A hot one straight to the face.

https://twitter.com/NFL_RealUpdates/status/669999353126363138

This should be fun. We will be watching arguably the greatest QB and TE of all time playing backyard catch on our team next week. Projected score, Pats- 285 Eagles- 3

Police tape, forensics teams, and the FBI. Actually, get the SVU team out there. Someone stole Chip’s balls, and our players got bent over for the third straight game. I think that is considered a sex crime.

Well, this… this… Yea, I’m just gonna leave this here. It just makes me sad.

I really wish he wasn’t. He could just sneak out in the middle of the night like the old Baltimore Colts, and no one would complain for a second.

Don’t try at all for 60 minutes. Give up as close to 60 points as possible. Need to send 60 players on the field to win. They’d all work in this instance.

This guy was coming in with a hot take.

It’s a painful reality. We stand no chance, will see 4 straight losses. Also, the Philadelphia area is about to run out of all it’s alcohol supply.

https://twitter.com/cthagod/status/669982508281384960

Do you think we can hold a Philly hosted intervention where we can tell Chip all the ways he has hurt and affected our lives and then demand he go to rehab so that we can keep him away from this team?

When your top running back looks allergic to the line of scrimmage all game, just abandon that player or your game plan. Murray looked like absolute dog shit yesterday.

https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/669966903943802880

I’d say this was more Billy Davis who couldn’t stop a running faucet at this point. Hicks was way more valuable than we even knew, and Billy Davis is just as bad as we always thought. He just needed an injury and some time to prove it to us yet again.

This one… no words. Just cut this guy already! Maybe get a couples all inclusive vacation and we can send Chip and Marcus away together and get a discount.

To be fair… If they used Kelly Green, I’d want to see the Eagles in Color Rush uniforms. Or maybe wait until we start winning again so they aren’t tainted.

We will pay you to take him. He’s our loss leader product. What do ya say, USC?

Get it? Because he’s going to need a new job, and LinkedIn is where they… You know what? I’m just beyond sad right now. This is all funny stuff, but I’m still slowly dying on the inside. Life expectancy is getting dangerously close to the low 40’s.

https://twitter.com/DavisMattek/status/669957142934257664

We want Barner!!! At least Barner is young, fast and hungry. Speaking of which, I’m hungry. Time to go fill the cracks in my heart… Paul Blart gets me!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g5r1wn-eik

Now, here are my posts from yesterdays game. I didn’t tweet as much as usual, because there just really wasn’t much to say. Here are all my tweets from during the game.

https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/669937812985245696

https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/669951935756152833

https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/669961692650934273

https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/669962554408439808

https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/669970775705710592

https://twitter.com/PHLAnon/status/670015095364124672

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