PHL Anon
Eli Apple’s mother, Annie, took to Twitter yesterday to announce that she will be joining ESPN’s Sunday NFL Countdown crew. This would be pretty big news on its own, but Annie made sure she came on to the scene in a big way yesterday with a Tweet that makes me want to like her so much more.
I am beyond excited to be joining the ESPN family and quite honestly, happier than a Kardashian in an NBA locker room. #Blessed
— Annie Apple (@SurvivinAmerica) May 23, 2016
Let me just say, I pray to God that ESPN doesn’t make her the next Curt Schilling, as I need hot takes and insights like this on the reg.
Praying for all the thirsty girls sliding in new NFL rookies DMs with heavy booty & cleavage action pics. Only Jesus can quench your thirst
— Annie Apple (@SurvivinAmerica) May 1, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kyn01JYzLs
Eli may be the newest Giants’ cornerback, but his mother Annie… She is the #1 Internet OG that is also #1 in my heart currently. Keep firing off those Tweets, Mom!